Sunday, 7 June 2020

Stonehenge roof



The chief Druid in the council
had the strangest feeling
that all the gods would really like
a repainting of Stonehenge ceiling 

so he called for competitive quotes
from all artist in the Weald
they must submit an artist sketch
to see what most appealed 

Michael and Jolo's sketch
the druids most approved
but would only be at that price
if the ceiling was removed 

they duly removed the ceiling
though it weighed a ton in weight
ready for when the rain stopped
or the wind abate 

they waited and they waited
through middle age and youth
and after years of constant rain
there is still no bloody roof

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