we are so British

We are so British
unlike the likes of you
I have a house on a street
we call the avenue
as we pass the common folk
say how do you do
and raise their hats graciously
to us Hesketh - Fortesque
we have a seat in the Lords
you would expect us too
we are an ancient family
we're not just passing through
we always had old money
never had work to do
our greedy hedge fund manager
ensures savings accrue
we love all things British
from Buck house to Kew
so must stop Johnny foreign
claiming what he's not due
and ship them back to were we came from
in nineteen forty two