time to pray

Come you little sinner
it's time for you to pray
God will answer all your calls
but not yours today
your call is important to us
please remain on hold
listen to a boring hymn
start doing as you're told

while you are waiting
with some time to spare
please fill in the approval sheet
and the questionnaire
God knows you're calling
unfortunately you're in a queue
all sports teams and supports
are years ahead of you