Noah's ark

Wake up wake up Noah

it's me your one true God

I told you to build an ark

where is it you lazy sod

It's not my fault cried Noah

there has been some confusion

I can not build an ark

without the ship builders union

and although they have seen the plans

not all of it they like

and as I can't amend them

They've buggered off on strike

then there was the visit from

the coastguard agency

that asked what I would eat

when I was at sea

well we couldn't eat the passengers

and we've no vegetarian dish

so obviously we would dine

on nothing else but fish

But he said if we catch fish

we should have registration

marking and carving note

to comply with regulation

but I haven't built the ark

and therefore not fit for sea

he can't do the measurements

or check lettering for me

as I have no marking note

no licence can I get

the bank wont lend the money

so there's no funding yet

I know the ark was your idea

and I think idea is grand

but life would be much simpler

if we bought one second hand

I had planned to flood the world

with thunder rain and storming

luckily I've a back up plan

and I'll go with global warming.