vacuum cleaner

little vacuum clearer
please do not despair
let me take you to a house
with three dogs and one cat spare
more demanding than a students flat
cleaning so unaware

can you survive the constant use
are you up for a dare
or are you like the other ones
that are allergic to the hair
but if you can't stand the hair
and go tits up on me
blowing up in clouds of smoke
do it within the guarantee