restaurant review

I went to a local restaurant
with comments box by the door
the box seem full to bursting
with more comments on the floor
It should have been a warning
no one writes if its fine
but I was cold and hungry
and in need of cheap wine

cheap wine it certainly was
but at what inflated price
if the meal had some heat
it may have been quite nice
the table clothe was not so clean
stains were fresh and wet
the stains look much tastier
than what I would get

so I wrote a restaurant review
and laid it on real thick
I even gave it five stars
that should do the trick
from my cosy window seat
in the cafe I adore
I can look out on that cold restaurant
and know what customers will endure