tactless men

some women think men tactless
or just lying swine
but our bodies are so different
from a woman's so divine

the wiring for nerve endings
and receptors causing pain
are centered in the lower parts
but then we don't complain

So if we tell a lie the
testicles respond
sending messages to the brain
for which we're not too fond

when we are tactless
our buttocks cramp and knot
another feeling I must say
we do not like a lot

so have pity when you buy a dress
or do something to your hair
and don't complain if we are speechless
with a startled stare
sadly the pain of action
you are not aware