Shopping

Through the dingy underpass

The shoppers hurry on

Looking for Christmas bargains

Before the moneys gone

Passing fancy chemist shops

That sells some fancy spray

Just like Jeyes fluid

It hangs around all day

.

You marvel at the fashion shops

The latest style to wear

But what you see upon the street

You know no ones been there

Flipflops in the winter cold

Fur boots in blazing heat

Bulging sagging midriff

Makes stupidity complete

.

Coffee assails your nostrils

Pastries smell so good

But the coffee taste like mud

You even knew it would

Exhausted watching shoppers

Like ants they’re on a mission

Buying tinsel tat and junk

It seems a Christmas tradition