Friday, 17 January 2020

'orrible Rhymes - school dinners


Those horrible children nasty and rude
At last can be useful when eaten as food
I shall be host, invite neighbours to tea
From nasty ingredients a good meal you’ll see
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Catapult boy windows always breaking
Now wrapped in tin foil and slowly baking
No one will miss him he’s never at home
Kicked out in the morning just left to roam
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Two little girls that go round in a pair
Pinching and stealing from shops unaware
The law can’t touch them they are apt to boast
Three hours in an oven they make a good roast
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On the street corner his language is coarse
He won’t go to school even if forced
Swearing abusive waves two fingers at you
With one or two carrots he makes a good stew
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With unruly children what can we do?
Send parents for parenting skills to pursue
Make up more rules, and imprison with glee
Or become wholesome school dinners additive free




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