sex on ration

what if sex was rationed
and for that  there was a book
and you would get deductions
just to take a look

the page three Sun readers
are in for a surprise
when they are points deducted 
for comments on the size

young girl passing the builders yard
to wolf whistles and cat call
she can smile contentedly
there'll deductions from them all

the phone sex lines that cost a bomb
will cost much more I fear
when points will be deducted
for each naughty word you hear

there'll be a black market for points
for all arousal senses
but those corrupt politicians
will still claim them on expenses