Monday, 22 April 2013

political lambing


Lamming time it is a tradition
To employ the local lamming magician
All the triplet holding ewe’s
That really haven’t a ……. Clue
Will have the jungle of legs sorted
Ensuring very few are aborted
.
Alas this year though willing still
The lamming physician is very ill
He’ll not let down the customer base
To find a replacement just in case
There came a knocking at the door
Stood a politician with morals pure
.
He listened to the tale of woe
And to offer help would gladly go
To the hills and highland croft
Although squeamish and stomach soft
He failed to listen to advice sent
A trick he learnt in Parliament
.
The first ewe should be quickly done
For in its womb had only one
But alas and such a curse
The lamb came out in reverse
Lungs squeezed flat with drooping head
His first constituent lamb lay dead
.
The next one should be easy to do
For in the womb it had only two
The ewe pushed more and then collapsed
He found the ewe with Uterus prolapse
The ewe he chased round and round
Now lay dead upon the ground
.
Just like the Commons he could see
There’ll be trouble when there’s three
Using the trusted first past the post
Only one was delivered from the host
The other two tangled inside
With the ewe quietly died
.
So he toiled, all day long
All he touch went dreadfully wrong
When shepherds wanted some answers why
Said shortages would keep prices high
No shepherds support in the ballot box
So he’s canvassing for the grateful fox
   

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