There are no food shortages

Food shortages won't happen

that's just project fear

said that believable Nigel Farage

the BREXIT pioneer




now the shelves are empty

tis a pity and a shame

shift the blame to Covid

or immigrants are to blame




don't worry about your income

and your manufacturing skill

the brain drain and jobs overseas

as standards slip downhill




Boris the ever truthful

honest to the core

has promised the sunny uplands

and unicorns galore




there is money aplenty

you can get on the housing rung

just sign up as a Tory supporter

and get some honours for a bung