shuffle

Minsters in the passage

red box on the knee

pleading for their jobs

you can't possibly sack me




I know how to glad hand

I can take favours from all

the party will be poorer

when the back benches call




my friends will desert me

if my jobs expire

I will get no free gifts

and pay subscriptions to Esquire




I will have to get a second job

write articles for the Mail

like the slimy toads that gets my job

I'll make sure the buggers fail