new year mail

Do I need car insurance?
Or house and contents cover
They also have some natural pills
To make me a better lover
As I turn the heating up
The weather has a chill
Holiday brochures of the sun
At half my heating bill
.
Do in need a new ringtone?
Or new model mobile phone
So they mail shot you direct
And not leave you alone
You can have a saucepan
With matching see through top
If you buy from a catalogue
Your friendly postal shop
.
A commercial seed catalogue
With bulbs and flowering plants
With non organic solutions
For slugs snails and ants
A brand new detox solution
 And a diet that keeps you thin
Are the first gifts of the New Year
For my recycle bin