Santa’s
instruction elf
Is in
prolonged detention
For the
naughty un Christmas words
That he
should not mention
He talked
about a battery
Which of
course is not included
And talked
about a warranty
That should
of only been eluded
He talked
about a diagram
Of the
assembly plan
Encrypted
and confusing
To a male
attention span
He talk
about a refund
And money
back guarantee
Letting
slip a return address
That makes
postage free
Santa who
wants no complaints
In to exile
is forced
Alone and
in hiding
Now
his Elves have been outsourced
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