Friday, 27 December 2019

grooming


My New Year resolution
also concern you
Reduce the household grot
with grooming to do
So trusting mutt of mine,
come here at the rush
And make the acquaintance
of the grooming brush
.
I’ll free all the tangles
unhinge the muddy ball
In a couple of hours
you’ll be the finest dog of all
I seem to have broken a rusty comb
and the odd bush or two
Yet I can’t see the difference
in a scruffy dog like you
.
I think its time you had a bath
to loosen up the hair
It’s all for the best you know,
you can tell I really care
You ran off two hours ago
and still have not returned
I promise I’ll not try again
the grooming kit I burned 


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