Saturday, 23 March 2013

Virgin media Blackberry


I'm Jim of customer services
the Virgin media crew
you want know about your phone?
we've had for a week or two

I'm sorry the phone is knackered
Kaput, U/S, and done
but as a good will gesture
you can have a refurbished one

But the Blackberry is a few weeks old
guaranteed by you
under consumer laws
you should replace with new

But I'm Jim of customer services
don't threaten me you'll sue
we don't have to do anything
the contract was signed by you

I will give you a refurbished phone
see how generous I am
I work for Virgin media
so we don't give a damn


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