Thursday, 21 March 2013

the lottery winner


This is for all who like me desire to go Crofting / smallholding / farming

Farmer Brown had such a surprise
With his first lottery he won first prize
Six million pounds they had to present
So off to the studios the whole family went

Tell me said the presenter, with informal chat
The prize money you won are you happy with that
Brown gave a nod but did not uttered a sound
The presenter smiled seeking help, looking round

So how will you spend it he said with a frown?
Silence is all that came from farmer Brown
You could buy a new tractor you’ll need one of those
New furniture and wardrobes for the wives new clothes

Sell up and holiday buy a new farm in the sun
Buy a combined harvester you must need one
How about new stock a new bull for the cows
Some Deer, ostriches, new boar for the sows

Have house extension, new barns and new byres
Fit central heating, swimming pool, or fancy log fires
The family went into discussion and when it was done
Brown announced, we’ll carry on farming until it’s all gone




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