suspension

Oh the penny pinchers

the grubby little thieves

that take cash from unemployed

the right thing they believes




and of that grubby shabby host

is one Paterson

paid twice for shoddy work

and nothing good has done




called upon the health ministry

honest of working men

said his pals have found in milk

carcinogenic allergen




and if they will not sign today

a contract with loads of cash

he will release the news to the Sun

or other red top trash




thus they did report him

for lobbying with intent

they must account to tax payers

how their money is spent




the standards committee investigated

and agreed a heinous sin

and he should be barred for thirty days

and Government not let in




when an MP standards are wanting

the Whip is withdrawn

and he can face an election

by the constituents that he spawn




Paterson is still a conservative

the whip he holds dear

and his case is suspended

until new rules appear




the government has a majority

eighty seats they won

they will still have seventy nine

if reduced by one




a new committee will be appointed

if the honest will appear

it is as if this rotten government

has other revelations to fear