final communique

the lord is great and has a plan

prayer is your salvation

don't worry about the weather

seek no education




this life is just the prelude

for the glory yet to be

you will be scooped to heaven

and live eternally




there will be no global warming

unless you've been bad

then into hell you'll be sent

just like your atheist dad




you will burn forever

damnation will be yours

because you don't pray enough

and do your godly chores




get on your knees pray to the lord

for his clemency

and may your death swiftly come

in painless ecstasy




and that is the final message

from the delegated host

it's business as usual

until the earth is toast