COP26 done

COP 26 safely done

say spokesmen for everyone

they have battled and have won

there is no blame for anyone




billionaires get off scot free

they can redefine poverty

island nations get more sea

deserts are an opportunity




air once clear full of smog

forest felled for those that log

truth is buried in cliché fog

government resort to shameful blog

final communique

the lord is great and has a plan

prayer is your salvation

don't worry about the weather

seek no education




this life is just the prelude

for the glory yet to be

you will be scooped to heaven

and live eternally




there will be no global warming

unless you've been bad

then into hell you'll be sent

just like your atheist dad




you will burn forever

damnation will be yours

because you don't pray enough

and do your godly chores




get on your knees pray to the lord

for his clemency

and may your death swiftly come

in painless ecstasy




and that is the final message

from the delegated host

it's business as usual

until the earth is toast

COP 26 parade

COP 26 is ending

there will be a parade

to celebrate the triumphs

and concession that they made




from the Micronesian islands

the crowd wait patiently

there will be nowt parading

there're submerged beneath the sea




from Europe in the costumes

of dirty brown and blood

thinking of the last year

all seems fire and flood




from the river Ganges

where pilgrims love to bathe

come bloated corpses of livestock

they weren't able to save




California with its fire

Alaska soaring heat

but they still drill for oil

buried beneath your feet




here comes the angry youth

with photographs to scorn

of the corrupted politicians

with catch phrase well worn




the conference didn't achieve much

the excuses come with ease

as the world press watched astounded

the camouflaging of sleaze

Ten young lads from Manchester

Ten young lads from Manchester

Hiding in a trench
In the mud of Flanders
Fighting for the French
One slipped off the duckboards
The sniper caught him well
With a bullet through the helmet
He didn’t even yell


Nine young lads from Manchester
Keeping heads well down
One slipped and lost his footing
In oozing mud he drowned
Shrapnel shells burst overhead
With no where to run
Hot metal tearing through their flesh
Another two had gone


Marching slowly onward
Six could not turn back
Three gas masks were damaged
When they took the gas attack
Bulging eyes and grasping hands
Foaming breath and spray
Tormented and in agony
All three passed away


The whistle blew” over the top”
The last three start to race
Two of them were cut in half
By machine gun bullet trace
The last young boy from Manchester
Sixteen and battle worn
Will be shot for cowardice
Tomorrows break of dawn

suspension

Oh the penny pinchers

the grubby little thieves

that take cash from unemployed

the right thing they believes




and of that grubby shabby host

is one Paterson

paid twice for shoddy work

and nothing good has done




called upon the health ministry

honest of working men

said his pals have found in milk

carcinogenic allergen




and if they will not sign today

a contract with loads of cash

he will release the news to the Sun

or other red top trash




thus they did report him

for lobbying with intent

they must account to tax payers

how their money is spent




the standards committee investigated

and agreed a heinous sin

and he should be barred for thirty days

and Government not let in




when an MP standards are wanting

the Whip is withdrawn

and he can face an election

by the constituents that he spawn




Paterson is still a conservative

the whip he holds dear

and his case is suspended

until new rules appear




the government has a majority

eighty seats they won

they will still have seventy nine

if reduced by one




a new committee will be appointed

if the honest will appear

it is as if this rotten government

has other revelations to fear