Durham

there is scum up there in Durham
nowt but human dross
if you got rid of half of them
it would be a loss


they haven't got covid 19
they haven't got the flu
get up there amongst them
is the right thing to do


spread a bit of coughing
saliva and some spit
leave germs on the hand rails
it won't worry them a bit


there is a view so remarkable
Barnard castle way
why not give it a visit
no need to stay the day


and when the sickness is over
and the temperature is down
we'll be all in this together
as they say in London town