approved bankers presents

There is trouble in the North Pole
recession is on the move
so Santa is giving presents
that only bankers would approve


if you have rich parents
that have money to invest
you will get all you want
on your sixteen page request


if you have poor parents
with no prospects of getting better
you will pay for your presents
and be charged for your letter


if you are the middling sort
hard working in endurance
you will get bugger all

but be sold no gift insurance