letters on retirement

LETTERS ON RETIREMENT


FROM THE AGENCY
Dear mister misses mz or dame
Then they miss spelt my name
Written in an odd font
With the ink flow not the same
According to HR records
Your retirement is due
So from the chief executive
A happy retirement to you


May your days be spent
On a happy vacation
Though in the frozen North
You have our admiration
Thirty odd years you severed
Locally a rising star
But we still have not a clue
Who the hell you are




FROM THE LOCAL AUTHORITY


Thank you for your enquiry
The bus pass please find enclosed
Have you considered the expense?
Your retirement has posed
With the enclosed documents
We hope you travel more
Please accept the one way ticket
You’ll find for Bangalore




FROM THE INLAND REVENUE


We have noted your retirement
And the amount paid from pensions
So please fill in the form
Of savings you forgot to mention
We need all the financial details
Of your off shore account
We can’t see how you manage
With such a small amount