I hear the telephone ringing
A stranger speaks to me
He ‘s my friendly bank manager
That sees I've money free
He says he has some great deals
If I’ would like some shares
They are good investing money
As long as its not theirs
He said he might have been too rash
Past actions will atone
Will treat me like a customer
If I gave the bank a loan
Will move the Banks call centre
To the next town near by
So I can use my dialect
Not English of Mumbai
He will stop sending me letters
For which there is a fee
And be open on Saturday
Closing daily at three
The interest rate on my savings
That in the past has been low
Will be increased substantially
Not back dated even so
The bank charges they stole with easy
When in great need and short
A rebate they might consider
So don’t take them to court
Because my simple direct debts
May have caused confusion
Exasperated I’ll leave the bank
For a credit Union
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