A1

All the new year resolutions

I made at the midnight stroke

by the second of January

all of them are broke

The fault it was not all mine

but of the A1 road

amidst the swaying lorries

with unbalanced load

for there also was the sales rep car

the Audi and its kind

cutting up the traffic

or driving right behind

two fingers waving in my face

the horn blasting loud

amazing how these tossers

stand out from the crowd

revenge, I'll get a caravan

and a car with little power

and drive the whole of the A1

at thirty miles an hour