“Now political sport,
Gary”
“Yes Huw we are at
the hustings for the final laps of the leadership race. The
contestants have picked their colours. Green and red obviously
rejected, so the runners are in shades of Blue. There was a sinister
Black but Priti Patel is out. So in dark blue Rishi mac sleaze face,
In navy blue Liz Kinky boots, Royal blue Penny Boris with Boobs,
Light blue Honest Tom and blue with Ukraine flag edging Kemi
Badenoch.
The next hurdle was
designed by the public. The runners will approach a hurdle and be
thrown brown envelopes of £1000 to the left will be the old and
pensioners to the right disabled and those in poverty, What will they
do.
First at the hurdle is
Rishi the lad. Nicely done grabbed wads of envelops in his right hand
and flipped them into his back pocket. With his left hand he removed
them and stashed the lot in an off shore account. I doubt if there
will be a trail to follow.
Kemi has grabbed a
handful saw people watching and handed them to a voter to dispose of
as is best.
Liz has also grabbed
handfuls stuffed them in her boots and strode off defiantly.
Penny saw the envelops
and got her flunky to collect them, she will take a cut of the
proceeds.
Tom walked past has no
idea what a brown envelop is for, Should he be in politics?
At the end of this lap
one more will be eliminated from the race. For some there is profit
in this lap so far.
Now back to the studio
to watch paint dry, Huw”