“Now political sport, Gary”
“Yes Huw we are at the hustings for the final laps of the leadership race. The contestants have picked their colours. Green and red obviously rejected, so the runners are in shades of Blue. There was a sinister Black but Priti Patel is out. So in dark blue Rishi mac sleaze face, In navy blue Liz Kinky boots, Royal blue Penny Boris with Boobs, Light blue Honest Tom and blue with Ukraine flag edging Kemi Badenoch.
The next hurdle was designed by the public. The runners will approach a hurdle and be thrown brown envelopes of £1000 to the left will be the old and pensioners to the right disabled and those in poverty, What will they do.
First at the hurdle is Rishi the lad. Nicely done grabbed wads of envelops in his right hand and flipped them into his back pocket. With his left hand he removed them and stashed the lot in an off shore account. I doubt if there will be a trail to follow.
Kemi has grabbed a handful saw people watching and handed them to a voter to dispose of as is best.
Liz has also grabbed handfuls stuffed them in her boots and strode off defiantly.
Penny saw the envelops and got her flunky to collect them, she will take a cut of the proceeds.
Tom walked past has no idea what a brown envelop is for, Should he be in politics?
At the end of this lap one more will be eliminated from the race. For some there is profit in this lap so far.
Now back to the studio to watch paint dry, Huw”
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