have a cautious Christmas

Have a cautious Christmas

make sure you don't slip

there is no hospital transport

for a broken hip

taxis are hospital transport

charging hundred pounds a trip




stay at home this Christmas

the safest thing to do

with hospitals full of COVID

and the latest strain of flu

only airport trains are running

to the Christmas getaway queue




energy is so expensive

with a hike in gas and oil

sprouts are served medium rare

with a ten hour boil

the presents follow fashion

of bobble hats and tin foil