dynamic duo

One of the riches men in Britain

is responsible for tax

when coming to tax the rich

the rules are incredibly lax

any form of criticism

are just envious attacks




next door is the journalist

that loves a liquid lunch

parties in the garden

with like thinking bunch

too pissed to read a memo

or numbers to crunch




so they go to the pub

like the common man

bang elbows with the piss heads

with a short attention span

leave public safety in their good hands

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