Because it was a special day
they thought about the pub
the Guinness the Bushmills
and all the lovely grub
but being in lock down
and not been let out yet
they thought about the racing
and thought they'd have a bet
Begora say Patrick
I think we'll have a go
the three thirty an Cheltenham
seems quite a show
there's Boris, and there's Matt
Liz Truss and Sunak
Jenrick, Eustice Raab
and more they could back
the race was for a furlough
with a handicap of mistakes
and all the runners dressed in blue
for the covid lockdown stakes
the horses went in the starting blocks
the starter raised the gun
all was back stabbing and positioning
before the race begun
get ready said the starter
a punter loudly said
shoot the fecking jockeys
tis a joy to see them dead
the gun went bang and they were off
there was no leading pack
thinking some one was to blame
they all headed back
the horses were busy grazing
the jockeys simply shrugged
so there will be a stewards enquiry
to find which had not been drugged
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