Saturday, 6 February 2021

scrooge the banker

 

the night before Christmas
Scrooge the banker was in bed
when he had a nasty dream
going through his head

he saw a customer of yesteryear
with revenge in his eye
seeking compensation
for miss selling PPI

then law courts of today
prying and digging
hitting them with mega fines
for interest rate rigging

he saw the government of future
with policies so rash
demanding public information
where he stowed his cash

he woke up in a panic
then in logic he relaxed
there has never been a government
that charged a proper tax

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