Sunday, 24 November 2019

Tory hunting the snark


The Boris was up front and blunt
you cowards he uttered with glee
I vanquished the usurper Hunt
so snark hunting you should follow me

the Gove was backward in glancing
the past was much better by far
said we should be cautious advancing
eating his Russian caviar

Sajid Javid once a banker
would finance the trip without debt
just like the two faced wanker
he's paid not a penny as yet

Dominic Raab in law was know to embark
world trade laws with the EU drafted
ideal crew for hunting the snark
with warped tangled web he had crafted

snarks are not in the Euro zone
so other countries they must try
travelling to other lands unknown
that good trade would imply

new countries they could trade with well
their most earnest of desire
great deals in trade they would compel
like the British empire did inspire

the trip was long and troubled
with mutinies and scheming
the spending sadly doubled
appearing more redeeming

to Trump they sought salvation
and trade a promising allusion
the terms had no deal trading nations
adding to bankers confusion

the snark had beat them to the states
and roamed freely at large
they lost principals and mates
for the snark was the Farage

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