ladies day

Went to Kelso races
as it was ladies day
I didn't see many ladies
at the oddest fashion display

they tottered on giant heels
with no scaffolding in support
no safety net or harness
without a health and safety thought

Presecco in a flute glass
trying to impress
can a minuscule amount of fabric
still be called a dress?

bets put on at random
not looking at the score
I hope they win enough today
to put a mirror by their door