A title for Boris

The cabinet had a meeting to discuss a title for Boris.

“Why don't we list all his achievements.” said Truss

“Too short a list.” said the Chairman

“Why don't we list what we will be remembered by” said Nadine Dorries

“ It will seem a bit too much like Nuremberg”. Said the cabinet secretary

“Well why don't we have a poll from the public what they think he should be called” said Shap

“Lord numpty mac numptyface will probably be the reply.” said the cabinet secretary.

“I know.” said the Gove “We all think of appropriate titles mix up the words like a slogan generator and see what comes out.”

The cabinet secretary read some of the words. “friend ,loyal, devoted, admirable, leader, defender of the poor, handsome.” I suspect that was yours Nadine” said the secretary.

The under secretary entered the room with a list.

“This list is what the public think of Boris, I will only read the less toxic responses .” said the secretary.

“Liar, cheat, sleaze ball, corrupt, villainous, murderer. Incompetent, egotistic, narcissistic, adulterer, ditherer, I think we get the drift.”




“So lord Numpty Mac Numptyface it is.” said the secretary