foreign Secretary

Holiday time to relax

cancel phone and mail

a phone call from Afghanistan?

Junior ministers will avail

no one cares about a failing state

except the Daily Mail




the Mail said I was incompetent

a political disgrace

for every situation

I've got another face

Boris is a pal of mine

I'll never get replaced




photo shot of me on the phone

pumped up with agitation

far to competent to sack

no hint of resignation

always talking on the phone

no hint of hesitation

third rate Foreign secretary

of a four rate trading nation