Wednesday, 9 December 2020

banks seasonal greetings

 



To all those loyal customers

That stayed with the banks

The managers with no bonuses

Are offering their thanks 


They wish you seasonal greetings

And a prosperous year ahead

And will visit you in the new year

To check under your bed 


They might find sum investment

Some place to stash your cash

And stop your fruitless hoarding

Or actions just as rash 


And just to show some goodwill

In times that seem so hard

They’ll give loads of credit

On their new credit card 


Those nasty letters sent you

Were merely harmless pranks

So give us all your money

You can trust the banks

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