let my people snow

The arrogant TV weather man

trying to impress

installed mega computers

so he wouldn't have to guess

with his infinite knowledge

his confidence did grow

when the king of CuNim

said let my people snow

Snow said the weather man

feeling not contrite

I've just forecast a sunny spell

without a cloud in sight

let my people snow said CuNim

or trouble will foretell

will I forecast snow to day

will I bloody hell

Then I will have ten plagues for you

and as the plagues will go

I will ask you once again

let my people snow

Bah humbug said the weather man

his arrogance on speed

its just a drop of morning dew

is what my people need

from the weather satellite

with instruments galore

it photographed rivers of red

it had not seen before

frogs, toads and locusts

boils and nipping flies

pestilence and cattle sick

before the viewers eyes

then CuNim in a cursing rage

cursed rain to passover

with floods and hurricane winds

from Muckle Flugga to Dover

the weather man in despair

demanded CuNim to leave

for he was due a few days off

it being Christmas eve

he had planned a warm sunny break

and flying from Heathrow

the last thing that he wanted

was for it to bloody snow

he booked well ahead for Christmas

so his booking was not in doubt

and thought he could still get away

if Gatwick got flooded out

flights were delayed or cancelled

chaos hit Heathrow

again demanded CuNim

let my People snow

I give up said the weather man

wanting a departure norms

get yourself north to Aviemore

snow fill the Cairngorms

that is why we have travel chaos

every wintertime

because or arrogant weathermen

on the news at breakfast time

if you let it snow in the highlands

that's what skiers need

you can do away with the weathermen

and old coasties daft seaweed