"Yo Vlad, its me golden boy Donald."
"Who?"
"Donald Trump , Your pal remember?"
"Ah yes golden showers boy, what do you want?"
"I think it would be a good idea if you stopped the war in Ukraine"
"fine we stop fighting, will only fight if attacked."
"But your troops are in Ukraine, they are bound to be attacked occupying a foreign country."
"Not foreign country, we take, now ours."
The Ukrainians don't see it that way, they say you started war."
"Not war special military operation."
They say special military operation invaded their country, took land, prisoners and abducted children. Ukraine wants them back."
"That bad idea no grounds for peace talks."
"I want to bring peace, what is it you want?"
"I want Ukraine, people, oil, food and no interference from NATO, and lift all sanctions."
"We can't do that, any other proposals?"
"Stop supplying Ukraine with weapons, stop political support."
"can't do that it would be politically difficult"
"Can't see a problem, you sold out the Libyan army, the free Syrian army and the Afghans. You threatened to cancel NATO. We are not asking for anything you have not done before. Simples!"
"I don't think I can do that."
"OK we still have the videos in the shower!"
"I may not get elected."
"We get you elected, you pull support for Ukraine, or we give you Wagner group."
"Its a deal , I'm good at making deals."
"So you are Mr. President, so you are."
