The chieftain O the puddin clan
full of gristle and stour
original boil in the bag
gets tasteless by the hour
with the neeps and tatty
so miserable and dower
washed down with cheap whiskey
tasting so bitter and sour
words of the bard recited
without passion or power
have a happy burns night
on the entrails you devour
I'm careless with my taxes
I'm careless with my rates
I'm careless with my expense
I can't remember dates
I'm careless with education
farming and NHS
careless with emergency services
struggling under stress
careless with Prime Ministers
that don't quite last a year
I'm careless with your human rights
so you will live in fear
Welcome to the Tory donor recovery hotel.
Ground floor NHS patients wheelchair user with visiting family, or people that care.
1st floor wheelchair users no family or visitors. No lift stairs access only
2nd NHS elderly bed blockers no medical needs, must work cleaning wards. Excused work if they can prove they may have visitors
floor 2a NHS patients elderly bed blockers that have visitors that care.
3rd floor palliative care as no hospice available. Over 80 year old may be administered pain killers.
Floor 3a sound proofed for palliative care no visitors or pain relief.
4th 5th and 6th floor refugees and asylum seekers
7th floor and penthouse suite Russian oligarchs between funds.
