He will level up
get more nurse today
fix the broken health service
but not give extra pay
get the trains running
all on time and clean
give a good start to babies
in a land so vibrant green
will help the struggling farmer
so hard to compete
will promise loads of money
to try and keep his seat
emergency services rewarded
struggling short of staff
will make them more efficient
with pie charts and graph
a leader of the people
doing what is right
cutting 10 percent of staff
to prove Brexit was right
