The ancient planning chairman
said that they should start
with the nutter of a Druid
with his local public art
the Druid had been there before
and some committee men he knew
so his second circular installation art
he named the thing O2
he even brought a model
for comment and inspection
but he didn't see much enthusiasm
so suspected a rejection
this art he said is for display
for culture and enjoyment
and all the stones needed
will increase local employment
the committee began to warm at this
but with health and safety fears
demanded workers had stone capped sandals
and protection for the ears
the Druid saw some interest
curiosity had won
so he explained the building aim
and what was to be done
stone quarried from far and wide
would be brought to the site
then placed in a circle
before standing them upright
then when they were quit steady
and did not need a prop
the remaining quarried stones
would be placed on top
from fifty thousand oxen
they would take the hide
stitched together it would cover
everything inside
the Druid liked it to a large pimple
or and inflated female breast
more a like large carbuncle
said a planner less impressed
the large capping stones
was a clear health and safety hitch
so the Druid suggest he could dig
a safe excluding ditch
Sadly the plans were past
and after the opening ceremony
there was a large hole in the funding
and the canopy
so when the gales blew from the sea
as happens this time of year
the canopy blew clean away
and some stones disappeared
now O2 is called Stonehenge
an architectural monstrosity
but to us mere modern mortals
an ancient curiosity
Sunday, 31 August 2014
Thursday, 2 January 2014
if you believe
Martyrdom
is the goal
religions all aspire
with heaven full of virgins
for your earthy desire
to go out in a bang
leaving families to grieve
that is what your life is for
is that what you believe?
dole queues will diminish
a policy for the poor
but the youth are disillusioned
have no life worth living for
they should get on their bikes
from family must leave
there are jobs for those that want
you seriously believe?
Money can only trickle down
from rich to poor below
with the greed incentive
the economy will grow
the rich pay their due taxes
and never will deceive
that are wasted by a government
how could you not believe?
The borders are wide open
migrants flood in where they can
roam the street to beg and steal
in antique caravan
from a destitute frozen homeland
their families will leave
the land you spend your holidays
and yet you still believe?
Santa has a toy filled grotto
tooth fairy knows you're good
fairies live in your garden
and pixies in the wood
angels sit on your shoulder
tugging at your sleeve
steering you from what is wrong
all this you believe?
Next year will be elections
and you at last can choose
between tosser,liar, and crackpot
the honest one will loose
right are left and left are right
they hope to deceive
only fascist show compassion
if you still believe?
religions all aspire
with heaven full of virgins
for your earthy desire
to go out in a bang
leaving families to grieve
that is what your life is for
is that what you believe?
dole queues will diminish
a policy for the poor
but the youth are disillusioned
have no life worth living for
they should get on their bikes
from family must leave
there are jobs for those that want
you seriously believe?
Money can only trickle down
from rich to poor below
with the greed incentive
the economy will grow
the rich pay their due taxes
and never will deceive
that are wasted by a government
how could you not believe?
The borders are wide open
migrants flood in where they can
roam the street to beg and steal
in antique caravan
from a destitute frozen homeland
their families will leave
the land you spend your holidays
and yet you still believe?
Santa has a toy filled grotto
tooth fairy knows you're good
fairies live in your garden
and pixies in the wood
angels sit on your shoulder
tugging at your sleeve
steering you from what is wrong
all this you believe?
Next year will be elections
and you at last can choose
between tosser,liar, and crackpot
the honest one will loose
right are left and left are right
they hope to deceive
only fascist show compassion
if you still believe?
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